Be still, my foolish heart

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/25/2016 at 22:03 • Filed to: land cruiser

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This can’t possibly be as good as it looks, but God—DAMN!

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DISCUSSION (25)


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/25/2016 at 22:06

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So you should get this.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/25/2016 at 22:08

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If it is as good as it looks and is as advertised, he could get twice that asking price.

I’m calling this as a Nigerian Land Cruiser scam.


Kinja'd!!! JeepJeremy > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/25/2016 at 22:10

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Bruh

Go buy that. (If it is in fact legit)

That’s absurdly clean and NP all the fucking way


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/25/2016 at 22:10

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i looked at one almost exactly like that. If you couldn’t see rust on any given part, it was because it was covered in oil. Red ‘87 lifted. it was beautiful. its not something you would want to drive every day. I’ve never driven a vehicle that felt so heavy. I couldn’t even imagine Daily Driving that thing and having to navigate hills in stop and go traffic. It would be great for camping trips.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > PatBateman
10/25/2016 at 22:20

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Exactly. FJ80s (right?) are going for laughable amounts right now. This and the very short description make me think flipper/title problem/bait and switch.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/25/2016 at 22:22

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go check it out, its worth an oppo story at the least.


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/25/2016 at 22:27

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FJ60


Kinja'd!!! facw > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/25/2016 at 22:29

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I don’t know, I don’t trust duplexes. I mean sure you could do a good job fire-proofing/sound-proofing/pest-proofing the common wall, but I really doubt any expense is put into it beyond the minimum needed for code.


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/25/2016 at 22:34

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I can smell that 80s interior trim glue now. Also that vehicle is as old as I am.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
10/25/2016 at 22:43

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FJFiddy


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HammerheadFistpunch
10/25/2016 at 22:44

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I’m trying to bring back a success story to oppo, but I’m on a hell of a losing streak.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/25/2016 at 22:45

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This one pans out. I feel it.


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/25/2016 at 23:00

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My dad has a Forteee and a FiddyFiv


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/25/2016 at 23:05

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I say fuck it, go look at it. I get the feeling it has a rusty underside or a crash undercoating though.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/25/2016 at 23:23

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If that’s as clean as it looks, it’s a hell of a bargain.


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/26/2016 at 01:11

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You are oppligated to go look at that. If you don’t have the money, start a kickstarter, I’m sure enough of us will pitch in, I would. It’s too good of a deal and frankly we’re all sick of your camry coupe posts 


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
10/26/2016 at 01:13

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What’s that? You want MORE Camry coupes posts?


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
10/26/2016 at 01:37

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Does he actually have a 55 and if so would he be willing part with it... Ive been looking for one but they are impossible to find in the southeast.


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/26/2016 at 01:50

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WHAT HAVE I DONE!? IT’S GOING TO BE THE CELICA ALL OVER AGAIN!


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
10/26/2016 at 01:54

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It’ll be far worse than the Celica — because FWD transverse V6 auto!


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/26/2016 at 01:54

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Either something horrible is hiding there, or this person does not know what they have. Even for that money, as good as it seems, how bad could it be?


Kinja'd!!! RPM esq. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/26/2016 at 01:55

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I’m guessing: odometer hasn’t worked in 10 years and a Maaco respray, and hopefully not rusted half to death underneath. Even if I’m right, if that’s all that’s wrong with it it’s NP all day. I eagerly await your report and/or throwing away all plans to replace my FJ80 with a newer truck by buying an older one instead.


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
10/26/2016 at 01:58

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Yeah because they would rust to dust there haha, no he won’t! It’s the red and white 2 tone, got OME suspension and some ARB stuff I think now.


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
10/26/2016 at 01:59

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I need one in my life so bad. I love everything about the Fj55


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/26/2016 at 02:34

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All of my worst fears! Especially if it’s BEIGE!